Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Newspaper Funny items


24 Hour Animal and Pest Control. Look at all the animals and pests you've got! How many baby traps do you put out a day?


Hey, here's a deal! "Tombstone: Standard gray, a good buy for someone named Grady."


"County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds." Look, we want people to know we don't have any money!!


Good luck with this! "Volunteers search for old Civil War planes." Lemme know how that works out, okay?


"Gentle eye remover." Ow!!!


Wow! That's going to be a healthy baby!


"Look ravished for the prom." I think you want to look ravishing, don't you? You look like you've been ravished!


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